OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
Anonymous touched your bum and said:Ooo where is this cauliflower pizza recipe of which you speak?
kicks makes it (kickingshoes). you’ll have to ask her for it but i think it’s mashed cauliflower with cheese and pepperonis but im sure there’s more to it.
Anonymous touched your bum and said:Starting a diet and all I want is bread and tortellini and pizza. : (
make healthy versions of them! there’s a cauliflower pizza recipe that’s super tasty!
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'