Anonymous touched your bum and said:

Do you have any advice on healthy foods to eat or meals? I recently got back into exercising and I am trying to change my diet.

sorry for the delay. i wanted to respond when i got home so i could answer better.
I’d say start with cutting out bad things. Ice cream and cake tbh are fine, it’s the shit with all the chemicals and stuff in them that you gotta worry about. no sodas and watch the sugar content in your juices.

i went a little overkill when i first started but now i’m getting the hang of the easiest way to shop. take a look at the ingredients and see what the first few listed are. ingredients are listed in order of most to least, so if you get pasta and the first ingredient is water or something, as opposed to another kind that’s diced tomatoes, you know the second one is gonna be better, because it’s not watered down as much. 

always try to get stuff where the first handful of ingredients are basially what the food is supposed to be. don’t go for the jam that says ‘corn syrup, sugar, strawberry juice’ or whatever, because you know that stuff isn’t gonna be as legit.  

same goes for what you drink. i fucking love milk let me tell you, and some people say ‘oh don’t drink milk it’s full of sugars and fat’

yeah well screw you, milk is delicious and good for you. why sacrifice that? 

sacrifice sodas and cheap juices and alcohol. make smoothies if you’re craving something sweet! it’s just frozen fruit, greek yogurt and some milk in a blender with ice and bam! smoothie!

baby steps, my friend! too much and you’ll just fall back into old habits.

a lot of people worry too much about what food is going to make them skinny, and don’t think enough about what food is going to make them healthy.

the healthier your body is, the easier it will be for your body to lose weight. :) 

Curls… Y/n?

Curls… Y/n?

Anonymous touched your bum and said:

How long did it take to lose 50 pounds? Because I have 79 days to get down as much as I can!

Like 6 months, but everyone is different! Pace yourself or you’ll gain the weight back!9”

Gym time! #fitness #gym #selfie #50down50moretogo

Gym time! #fitness #gym #selfie #50down50moretogo

ladynorthstar:

so, Dean/Giraffe, Jed/Ostrich, Stephen/Unicorn and Mark/Kangaroo… because the Toss the Dwarf panel turned into complete insanity pretty soon and I had to do this~ <3

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2-ee:

corvo attano the overprotective dad- a man with enough guts to punch a god in a face.

and the outsider needs to stop trying to figure him out. you’re never getting that date.

terras-terrable-trousers:

sapphirecarnage:

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roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

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DERS NO WAY UR TEKEN KARIS HERT

"The thing is, Steve and Bucky’s friendship wasn’t just a "they grew up so they’re as close as brothers," thing, it’s way more dynamic than that. Their relationship may be symbiotic, but it was never particularly balanced. Growing up, Steve was sickly and physically weak but had precisely the same personality as he does now: unendingly hopeful and moral, with no conception of backing down from a fight. Hence why he’s constantly getting beaten up, with Bucky having to wade in and finish those fights for him. Bucky is incredibly protective of him, which must have caused a fair amount of confusion when Steve turned into a near-indestructable supersoldier.

It’s a classic partnership between idealism (Steve) and pragmatic cynicism (Bucky), with Bucky playing the role of Steve’s protector and #1 fan. It takes the supersoldier serum for everyone else to realise what Bucky knew all along: that Steve is an inspirational figure, destined for great things. There’s this beautiful transitional moment in the first Cap movie when Steve has just rescued Bucky and the other soldiers from the Red Skull’s lab, and Bucky calls out for everyone to cheer for Captain America. This is basically the first time Steve has ever received outside recognition for being the person he is, and you can tell that while Bucky’s happy for him, he’s also a tiny bit resentful because he knows that Steve is no longer “his”. The tables have turned, and now Bucky is walking in Steve’s shadow, rather than the other way round.”

CATWS: The Tragedy of Bucky Barnes

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"AGATHA PRENDERGHAST OF HIS MAJESTY’S PROVINCE OF MASSACHUSETTS, ON THIS DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES OF WITCHCRAFT. WITNESSED BY THOSE WHOSE TESTIMONIES HAVE BEEN HEARD. YOU HAVE, BY THIS COURT, BEEN FOUND GUILTY. AND IT HAS PASSED UNTO YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR GRIEVOUS SINS, THE SENTENCE OF EXECUTION!"

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tylerfucklin:

Kitchen redecorating day!